Yoshi vs spencer / transcript

[one day at sodor,yoshi was sneaking and hiding]

thomas : [singing] hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm.

[yoshi is hiding from the tree,then the rock and the second tree]

yoshi : I can be invisible like a ninja.

henry : green engine coming through!

[henry runs]

yoshi : or I can be limbo as a ballerina.

[yoshi comes out of the tree and dance like a ballerina.and spencer runs and yoshi grabs spencer and dance.]

spencer : [yelling] HEY!!!!!!!!

[yoshi puts spencer down]

spencer : didn't anyone teach you not to come between a dinosaur and a engine,you idiot.

'''yoshi : [angrly] WELL!!!!! what are you doing here?'''

spencer : I was just destroying Henry.

yoshi : [happily] hey.i can can destroy engines too.and I can kill you.

'''spencer : kill me? thats why you can kill me?'''

yoshi : [evilly] like.YES!!!!!!

[yoshi holds the knife and he'll threatening you chomp spencer]

'''spencer : NO!!!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!'''

[spencer snatch the knife away from yoshi and throw it.and the knife landed on thomas]

'''thomas : OWWW!!!!!! watch where you throwin!'''

yoshi : sorry.

spencer : no no no no no.im not Been familiar to myself.

yoshi : oh okay.

[cutback to henry]

henry : I don't know which one of they retards dummer.but at the moment,they're in a dead heat.

[cutback to yoshi holding the yo guy pad and search it up.and yoshi defines spencer from the yo guy laptop]

yoshi : wait a minute.

[cutback to yoshi showing spencer himself in the yo guy laptop]

yoshi : you look like,Spencer.

spencer : oh look.the yo Guy laptop picture of me is upside down.

[spencer turns the yo guy laptop upside down]

spencer : see that?

yoshi : oh.thats is you.

spencer : that's beacause I am.

yoshi : oh.spencer engines are kind of mean.

spencer : they most serntenly are.

[adventure hand named 40’s Wilton fudco from the adventure of gamers came]

40’s adventrue hand : give me that back.

[snatch the yo guy laptop away and walks away]

spencer : but I'm evil.which is why I can be mean.

yoshi : no your not.

spencer : yes I am.and I'm not mean.im evil.which this mean I'll will become nice Now.

yoshi : whatever.

spencer : now.if you'll excuse me,henry must die.

[henry cames]

henry : hey you,two.here was the deal.

yoshi : uh.yeah?

henry : mr.dinosaur.the best way to find an engine,is you find an train.you find an engine,you find an,train.

Yoshi : and you're an train?

henry : yes I am.

'''yoshi : [nods his head faster] hold on! Hold on! '''

[cutback to yoshi]

yoshi : if your an train,then you must be-

[cutback to henry]

henry : an engine.

[the fighting bell ding sound]

henry : and he have a Winner!

[cutback to henry,yoshi and spencer]

yoshi : [evilly] heh-heh-heh!

henry : now beigin some with.

[yoshi chases spencer]

'''spencer : [scared] STAW AWAY FROM ME! AAAAHHHH!'''

Gordon : whats going on.

yoshi : out of my way!

gordon : woah.

spencer : MUST HIDE!

[spencer dives in the water]

'''yoshi : Spencer!!!! Where are you,ya big creep!'''

[yoshi runs]

spencer : [talk in water] that was close.

[the jumping jellyfish from the return to pingas 2 came to spencer]

spencer : shoo jellyfish.go and kill the nightguard.

[jellyfish stinging spencer]

spencer : OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spencer comes out of the water]

spencer : you guys aren't so tough.when your out of the water.

[eggman came]

'''eggman : SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE! '''

[eggman blast spencer]

spencer : AAAAHHHH!!!

[spencer runs]

eggman : I hate that engine.

[eggman runs]

Eggman : and the hedgehog too!

[meanwhile with yoshi and henry]

Henry : oh this is great.yoshi and I where best pals.

yoshi : you said it green shot.

[cutback to spender]

spencer : [grumpy] oh this awful.this is terrible.infact,[puts down binoculars] this is not good at all.think spencer think.

[cutback to yoshi and henry]

henry : just the two of us.

[spencer came in his barber outfit]

spencer : hey there polkaman.how about a free haircut.you look like you use a new do.

yoshi : okay.

henry : well.you gotta give him credit for creativity.

[yoshi sits on the barber seat]

'''spencer : my my.you mean this you go hunting in this getup? You couldn't catch a cold looking like that.'''

[spencer shave yoshi'a forehead and then turn yoshi's skin shaving into a hair do]

spencer : look at you.you're the king.

yoshi : but I-

[spencer shaves yoshi]

spencer : [evilly] Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

[yoshi screams]

'''henry : OH MY GOD! I gotta stop him!'''

[henry holds the buzzer and shaves spencer]

'''spencer : OW OW OW OW! OW!'''

[yoshi panting]

yoshi : WHAT the.

[cutback to Coatless spencer and henry]

henry : take this!

[henry shaves spencer face and spencer scream]

Spencer : oh hell god!

'''Yoshi : HEY! WAIT A SECOND! [angrly] that's a scam! Which means your gonna kill me!'''

spencer : no I'm not.im giving free haircuts to everybody.

henry : oh no.dont lie.

yoshi : you miss the spot.

spencer : oh.

[spencer shave his little shed of coat]

spencer : gotta go seeya.

[spencer walks away naked]

henry : I'll get your pelt.

yoshi : okay,get me one.im hairless.

[henry gives yoshi's pelt to yoshi]

yoshi : okay thanks don't look at me.

[yoshi walks away]

henry : this is bad.

[time card says day 2]

spencer : He-He-He-He.

[spencer sets up a cage and spencer sneaks away]

henry : what a beautiful day.

[yoshi and Henry says the cage]

yoshi : SSSSSS- SpUUUUUH- SPUUUhUUUUAH- Uh.

'''henry : yoshi! It saids spencer! It's spencer on the sign!'''

yoshi : what does?

henry : I don't know.

'''yoshi : spencer? Where are you spencer? Yoshi coming to murder you?'''

henry : he's must be out.

spencer : huh?

[spencer walks up to the cage and getting inside of it]

'''spencer : I'm not out,twin bastards! '''

[spencer shakes the cage]

spencer : what's wrong with this crazy trap!

[the door locked in the cage]

spencer : darn.

yoshi : yeah!

henry : it seems to work just fine,spencer.

yoshi : haha.now I'm gonna murder you.

[henry opens the door and spencer comes out]

spencer : uh.....

[spencer puts on the glasses and a moustache]

spencer : I'm not,spencer.

yoshi : I was thinking you were spencer.

spencer : no,problem.

[spencer walks away]

henry: get him.

[yoshi jumps on spencer and sniff him]

'''yoshi : [angrly] HEY! HOLD ON!'''

[yoshi sniffs spencer]

'''yoshi : I KNEW IT! YOU ARE SPENCER!'''

'''spencer : YUCK! enough with the cold nose!'''

[spencer push yoshi off him]

'''spencer : I'm not spencer! I'm diesel's evil twin brother!'''

'''henry : this is gotta get weird. Time for me to blow this pop stand.'''

yoshi : go destroy him.

henry : prepare for murder.

[spencer wear Boxing gloves]

spencer : [angirly] DON'T MAKE ME BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!!!!!

henry : then do it,spencer.

Spencer : THAT'S IT!!!!!

Henry : [screaming] AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[spencer beating Henry up]

yoshi : oh man.

[cutback to Henry and Spencer fighting showing 3 sprites of the fighting cloud hiding them]

yoshi : that's gonna leave a mark.

[time card says day 3]

henry : this is the worst fight he ever had.

yoshi : tell me about it.

thomas : hey,henry.hows my roomate doing?

[cutback to Henry with a black eye]

thomas : what happened to you?

henry : I got beat up by Spencer.

[cutback to Thomas,yoshi and henry]

'''thomas : oh no! Spencer is the bad guy! He is going to destroy us!'''

yoshi : we gotta do something!

henry : like what?

thomas : start a race.

'''yoshi : Mario kart race! [happily] my favorite!'''

'''henry : GOOD IDEA! All we have to do is to challenge Spencer for a race contest and we'll beat him.'''

'''thomas : yes!!! It will be easy.'''

[time card says midnight]

thomas : allright guys.lets build a car.

henry : okay.

[time card says music montage]

yoshi : here we go!

[cutback to yoshi to the car constructor and yoshi can build the transportation into a race car]

[time card says day 4]

thomas : well guys.we made a car.

henry : it's on.

[yoshi puts on the motorcycle helmet,Henry puts on the goggles and Thomas puts on the scarf]

yoshi : let's do this.

[yoshi,Henry and Thomas gets in the car and starts it.and the cars drives]

thomas : oh yeah!

[meanwhile]

spencer : I can't believe they call me the bad guy.

[the car came back and it was yoshi,Thomas and Henry in it]

yoshi : if it isnt spencer.

spencer : you got me.im spencer.

henry : told Ya.

thomas : I dare ya in a race compilation.

spencer : on its on.

[time card says in the race]

'''crowd : [cheering] Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!'''

henry : ready to die?

spencer : you will die first!

race referee : on your mart.get set.drive!!!

'''[spencer and team yoshi's car are off! Spencer and team yoshi's car against each other]'''

spencer : [evilly] HA-HA!

thomas : how much fast to go to the finish line?

'''yoshi : I don't' know? OH MY GOD! I got a mystery block Streigt ahead!'''

henry : does it give use superpowers.

thomas : let's find out.

[the team yoshi car hits the block and it's got a koopa shell]

yoshi : koopa shell.sweet let's kill him.

[yoshi throws the shell at Spencer.and Spencer got knocked by shell]

spencer : watch it fools!

henry : this is Mario kart!

Spencer : I'll give you Mario kart!

[spencer holds a blaster and shoots at team yoshi car]

thomas,henry and yoshi : WOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

thomas : do something!!!!!

'''yoshi : I'm trying. [yoshi picks up a egg] it's my egg.ill throw it! [yoshi throws the egg at spencer]'''

'''spencer : what the? [spencer got knocked by the eggs and fell off the road] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!'''

henry : we got him now.

thomas : I see a triangle block uphead!

yoshi : let's bounce on it.

'''henry : but our car will smash it! It look like one of those bouncing triangle blocks from super Mario world straight ahead!'''

'''thomas : heading straight for block! [team yoshi car bounce on triangle block and team yoshi car flying]'''

[the hangliter coming out of the team yoshi car]

yoshi : we're flying!

henry : this is so fun.

'''thomas : Spencer is back! And he has a hanglither!'''

[cutback to spencer flying on his hangliter]

spencer : [evilly] Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

[cutback to the team yoshi car]

'''henry : hes gonna destroy us oh my god! [Spencer blast team yoshi car with a blaster]'''

thomas,henry and yoshi : [screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

henry : what are we gonna do!!!!!

'''Thomas : [picks the bomb] here's the bomb! [throws bomb at spencer]'''

[bomb explodes and spencer gonna crash]

spencer : nooooo!!!!!!!

henry : we did it!

yoshi : we're gonna land on ground.

[team yoshi car land on ground]

thomas : we're at the finish line.

[team yoshi car went to the finish line]

announcer : and the winner is team yoshi!

thomas : we win!

race referee : here's your reward [holds the trophy]

Thomas : don't want the trophy.i want a weponds.

race referee : I don't rewards weapons.

yoshi : okay.

Spencer : you fools!

[cutback to spencer]

spencer : you're gonna die first!

'''yoshi : no! You're gonna die first! [holds an axe]'''

'''spencer : watch out! It's the dinosaur hunting kid!'''

yoshi : there's no such thing as dinosauraea huntinna,uh,dinosusidina-

[yoshi looks at gage tracey]

yoshi : wha?

spencer : what's it doing?

yoshi : it's hunting.

spencer : they hunt.AND THEY ATTACK.

yoshi : [scared] ATTTACK!?

gage : hi.

[yoshi screams like toon yoshi's voice from super Mario world ghost r us.and yoshi runs]

gage : hey I'm here.

spencer : you know,its a rare encashion when I canout anybody.

'''henry : you won't get away with this! [henry runs]'''

'''thomas : AAAAAAAHhHHHH!!!!!! [thomas runs]'''

spencer : looks like I am the winner.

gage : well.i guess it's just you and mean spencer.

spencer : that's right,little boy.just you and me.

gage : heheh.

[gage puts on the dinosaur mask]

gage : roar roar roar!

'''spencer : [scared] IT'S A DINOSAUR! [spencer screams and run]'''

gage : sometimes.i really think that I don't desserve to have this much fun.

[gage walks away]

[the end]